Where Anxiety Goes Extinct.
We replaced the "Clinical Dread" with Nintendo games, monthly contests, and a rewards system that makes kids actually want to go to the orthodontist. And yes, sometimes there is fresh popcorn.
"I heard there was Popcorn."
How the Club Works
We reward bravery, hygiene, and responsibility.
1. The Badge
Every club member gets an official Lanyard & Badge Holder. This is your key to the office which you can bring to every appointment.
2. Monstagrin Bucks
Got your braces on? Earn Bucks. A+ office visit? Earn Bucks. Initial Consultation? Spin the Wheel. Our currency is real, and it adds up fast.
3. The Prize Vault
Save up your bucks to trade for items in our rotating Prize Cabinet. We stock what kids actually want.
Not a Waiting Room.
A Living Room.
We know that "The Wait" is the hardest part for parents. So we fixed it.
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Nintendo Station
Mario Kart battles are encouraged. (Dr. Updike is surprisingly good).
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Fresh Popcorn
The smell of a movie theater, not a clinic. Freshly popped for special occasions.
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Monthly Contests
Drawing challenges, writing prompts, and seasonal crafts. There is always a winner.
The Golden Rule
"We don't want parents to battle their kids to get in the car. We want kids asking, 'Is it time to go see Dr. Updike yet?'"
Ready to join the Club?
Membership is free for all patients. Schedule your first growth check to get your badge.